But if I marry a non-JW, she might want to engage in bedroom activities not approved by WT!
And on the subject of marrying a non-JW, where I live it's now legal for me to marry a dude!
Or, I could marry that JW sister out4good4 described as "overweight body, pushing 40 and not particularly attractive character." Say, would she happen to have an even less desirable, single, older sister that's a dirt-broke pioneer with absolutely no sense of humor?
Decisions, decisions...